What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Penis

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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