- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Obama.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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