- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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