What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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