Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Bad grammers.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Michael Brown

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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