If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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i killed my family

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Justin Bieber.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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