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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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