justin littleton being sucessful

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

That is so fetch

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Poop!!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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