What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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