- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What? Why?

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Hail Heetluh

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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