- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

a seal walks into a club.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

ask me if im a door yes

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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