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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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