- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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