- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

i just pooped that is all!

Why was the man sad His got raped

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