- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Feminism

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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