How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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