How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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