Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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The WNBA.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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How do you end a sentence

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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