What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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