A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

What's green and blue? yellow

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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