a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

SBB

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

1+1=2

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What does two plus two equal? 4

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Nuneaton..

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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