in soviet russia, cow milks you

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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