- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

Set up Punch line.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Tilt your screen back

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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