Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Dear crush, I want to drink you

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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