- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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