- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Erectile Dysfunction.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Penis.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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