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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Water? I hardly know her.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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