what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

YOLO You only like Oreos

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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