- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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