- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

OOOOPPS /

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

the redsox

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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