- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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