Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

being sober in a bar fight

This is funny.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Adam Chebali has no life

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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