Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

I work at jcpenny

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

69- by Adam Chebali

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