- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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