- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What did the man say to his doctor?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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