knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

i had sex.

No, Trinidad.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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