Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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