why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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