- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Ready for something funny? nothing

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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