- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why is pie good. because it just is.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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