josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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