- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Women's rights...

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What is your bill about? Clinton

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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