Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Anti Joke

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