- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Trump will make America great again.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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