- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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