Nickelback

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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