- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

This is my favorite antijoke.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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