Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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