why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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George Bush.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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