- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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