Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

thumb_up thumb_down -14

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Mahmy

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops