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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

what are three short words? i a am

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

I named my son ps2 controller

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