Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What black and has children A black man

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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