- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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