How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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David Cameron

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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