What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Gay republicans

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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