- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

George Bush.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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