What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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what are three short words? i a am

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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PIED NINNY!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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