A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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batman has diarrhea

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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