Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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David Cameron

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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