- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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