- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

PIED NINNY!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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